Confessions of a Blogaholic

Earlier, I was sitting around in my underwear and bra (ya know how it is) taking my nail polish off. I had the remover on my lap--it was the kind with the sponge that you shove your finger in. Suddenly, my phone rang, and I leaned over precariously to answer it.

I felt a sudden wave of wetness right between my legs and realized I had just dumped the whole container of remover all over my crotch!!! I jumped up and ripped my underwear off. Then, of course, my whole crotch was burning!! I kept thinking, "Damn, I've already killed this baby!!!" Ok, I know I didn't hurt the baby because there's no way that stuff made it anywhere other than on my skin, but it was funny.