Confessions of a Blogaholic

There are very few things that I KNOW, but here's a list of a few things about which I am SURE.

1. One of my high school English teachers would have killed me for using "things" that many times in one sentence. In fact, "things" is on my banned words list for my students as well. I'm a hypocrite; sue me.
2. I can no longer go to the movies and put both my feet up on the seat in front of me.
3. I hate pants. They are so uncomfortable. I can feel myself being squished and squeezed from deep inside when I wear pants. No wonder so many moms-to-be switch to dresses.
4. I have never drooled so much in my life. I wake up several times during the night to wipe the drool off my face. It's gross--I hope I don't drown, lol.
5. That noise running up the stairs at night is a succession of cats chasing each other, NOT a demon. (Just saw Paranormal Activity, and screamed like a girl!)
6. I have Thursday off this week :)
7. My favorite part of fall is pumpkin flavoring--ice cream, pumpkin rolls, pumpkin pie, pumpkin donuts, Mmmmm (There's the drool again!)
8. There are only 22 school days until Thanksgiving Break, and 37 school days until Christmas Break...But when we come back from Christmas Break, the year drags ON AND ON!
9. I can feel my uterus in the bottom part of my stomach. It's large and hard like a rock. You can rub from side to side of it.
10. You can see it, but my stomach is starting to look pregnant. I can't suck it in (as of yesterday). It is what it is. At least it's doing what it's supposed to.
11. 5 out of 7 days of the week I don't feel like I'm pregnant anymore.
12. I must go wash my hair before heading to my mom's for lunch/dinner.